Indonesian Prison Plans To Use Crocodiles To Guard Death Row Inmates Because, "You Can't Bribe Crocodiles"

The Guardian- Indonesia’s anti-drugs agency has proposed building a prison on an island guarded by crocodiles to hold death row drug convicts, an official has said, an idea seemingly taken from a James Bond film. The proposal is the pet project of anti-drugs chief Budi Waseso, who plans to visit various parts of the archipelago in his search for reptiles to guard the jail. “We will place as many crocodiles as we can there. I will search for the most ferocious type of crocodile,” he was quoted as saying by local news website Tempo. Waseso said that crocodiles would be better at preventing drug traffickers from escaping prison as they could not be bribed – unlike human guards. “You can’t bribe crocodiles. You can’t convince them to let inmates escape,” he said. But he is banking on the convicts lacking the crocodile-running skills shown by Roger Moore’s 007 in the Bond movie Live and Let Die when he escapes from an island using the reptiles as stepping stones.

I’ve tried to think of a hole in this plan and I simply can’t.  Crocodiles guarding death row prison inmates. It’s genius. Either the crocodile does his job and doesn’t let the prisoners esapce or he eats them and who cares because they were gonna die anyway. It’s fool proof. Remember those two guys who escaped from a New York prison a few months back and went on the run for awhile?  None of that happens if they’re being guarded by a crocodile instead of a human prison guard. None of it.  The only reason they were able to escape was because one of them had a big dick and a female prison guard was more than willing to trade sexual favors in order to help them escape.  Now imagine that scenario with a crocodile in place of the female prison guard. I guarantee that big-dicked prisoner isn’t getting his goods anywhere near the crocodile. It would’ve saved time and man power because those two guys would’ve never escaped. It’s a money saver too. Instead of having to pay the salaries of guards you just pay them in fish. Better yet, lop of a death row inmate’s leg and feed that to the crocodiles. The guy isn’t gonna need that leg for much longer.

PS- I love America. I really do. It’s my favorite place. But with that said, there are a lot of rules. Can you imagine an American prison trying to use crocodiles as prison guards? As soon as the idea was presented PETA and social media and feminists would all get involved and squash the idea dead. We can’t try anything cool. Indonesia?  They don’t give a fuck. They can try whatever genius ideas they want like crocodile prison guards. Nobody says a peep. America is great but we live under a microscope that doesn’t let us have cool things like crocodile prison guards.